Acrylic on Paneling • 36″x36″ • Private Collection

Faux-wood paneling, it’s not just for 70’s basements anymore.

If you ever lose or ruin something at a store that has a sign reading, “Not Responsible for Lost or Damaged Articles” try the following:

Go home, take a marker and write, “Not Responsible for Things that I Damage in a Store” on a T-shirt. Put it on, go back to the store and break everything you can get your hands on. It won’t get your stuff back but it will make you feel better.