Acrylic on Canvas • 40″x30″ • Private Collection

A few in a series of paintings created specifically to adorn the walls of a posh, Philadelphia eatery.

Here’s a conspiracy theory for you: Stevie Wonder, Elton John and Eric Clapton died in a bizarre submarine accident in 1981. Their respective record labels, concerned about losing such lucrative recording stars, built robotic replacements. The androids were (and are) identical to their organic counterparts in every way except one. Their music is WAY crappier.