I think if God shaved off his long white beard it would make him look a few thousand years younger.

Even though I grew up as an only child, I’m not spoiled. You can even ask my masseuse.

Acrylic on Canvas • 48″x36″ • Private Collection

Concocted during a live performance at Manayunk’s Grape Street.

Acrylic on Canvas • Grape Street Main Stage

Another painting whipped up live on stage with my pals, the Levelheads. This fertile female was composed entirely during a single song.

When I look at my belly button, I’m reminded of all the good times I’ve shared with my mom.