Acrylic & Paint Marker on Guitar Body • Private Collection

A post adornment, pre-assembly electric guitar body. Imaginary testing results suggest that toddmarrone.com graphics improve an axe’s ability to “rock” by 8%.

Paint Marker on Skateboard • Private Collection

A kid shouldn’t have to stand on unadorned grip tape.

Computer Embellished Drawing

I created these vaporous goodwill ambassadors for a potential client. Unfortunately, the potential client didn’t see their potential. I’d hate to see Nimbus and Cumulus go to waste so drop me a line if you think you have a use for ‘em.

Ink on Paper • 2″x4″ • Private Collection

I suspect that a school nurse’s pass with a hand-drawn witch doctor is as effective as any other homeopathic treatment. If you think that this voodoo placebo would help you (or a loved one) battle an illness, plead your case in the comment section. I’ll happily mail him to the most deserving patient.

Acrylic on Canvas • 18″x24″ • Commissioned Work

Painted for (and shipped to) a lovely couple in lovely Mexico City, Mexico. The title and destination of this piece make it 8% more exotic.

Acrylic on Canvas • 20″x24″ • Commissioned Work

You can pick your friends and you can pick your hair but you can’t pick your friends’ hair.

Acrylic on Canvas • 40″x30″ • Commissioned Work

I whipped this piece up especially for a nice couple with a naked kitchen wall. It either marks the beginning of my “Watermelon Period” or represents an artistic anomaly.

Acrylic on Paper • 12″x18″ • Private Collection

One of literally thousands of images that I’ve created utilizing a glue bottle. I refer to this massive collection as “The Glue Bottle Chronicles.”

Computer Embellished Drawing
The cover of an upcoming college textbook on the subject of gender issues. Inevitably, the book will be sold back to university bookstores across the nation for beer money.

Ink on Paper • 6″x6″ • $25

I went to middle school with a kid named Dan Block. He looked nothing like this but I think the name is fitting.