Feel free to tell me what you do for a living. If there isn’t an obvious uniform associated with the position, however, I’ll most likely have to pretend that I understand your job.

Astronaut, cowboy, firefighter, police officer? I follow you. Regulatory affairs associate? You lost me.

Ryan Johnston, Lori Rogers & Myself

My colleagues and I attending Welsh Valley Middle School’s 2004 Arts Festival.

I have a ventriloquist dummy with lock jaw. He doesn’t say much but he can hum like an angel.