Archive for November, 2006

Anyone who buys a bookmark or a paper weight lacks ingenuity.

Somewhere, there’s a machine that applies random tears and faux oil stains to “broken-in” jeans. This machine would be near impossible to explain to a time traveler from the past. It’s probably best if we just don’t even show it to them.

Acrylic on Canvas • 20″x24″ • Commissioned Work