Acrylic & Paint Marker on Skateboard • Private Collection

You gotta admit, those little blue nut creatures have heart.

I’m so excited about this, I can barely overeat.

Tuesday, June 21st, 8:30 – 10:30 PM
L’Etage
624 South 6th St. Philadelphia, PA

Last December, I squeaked by with first honors in First Person Arts’ Holiday Spirit installment of Story Slams. The semi-enchanting tale of friendship, generosity and defecation also earned me a spot in this season’s Grand Slam.

If you’re interested in catching a rare glimpse of me in a church as I lose the title of Best Storyteller in Philadelphia to someone whom actually deserves it, order tickets.

Wednesday, May 25th, 6:00 – 10:30 PM
Christ Church Neighborhood House
20 North America St. Philadelphia, PA

Acrylic on Album Jacket • 12″x12″ • Commissioned Work

One of three Corey-commissioned and, consequently, custom-created crude crooners. This crooner is Shane MacGowan of The Pogues.

Acrylic on Album Jacket • 12″x12″ • Commissioned Work

One of three Corey-commissioned and, consequently, custom-created crude crooners. This crooner is Paul Weller of The Jam.

Acrylic on Album Jacket • 12″x12″ • Commissioned Work

One of three Corey-commissioned and, consequently, custom-created crude crooners. This crooner is Black Francis of Pixies.

That’s right kids, we’re back in action at Philly’s most fancy crepe-slinging venue L’etage! Starting on the Summer Solstice (June 21st!), we’ll fire up the microphones and the t-shirt cannon at this handsomely-appointed eatery to record our beloved podcast. We’ll do it once a month. Each show will have super special guests, some who tell jokes, some who sing songs and others that dance with the devil (I have no idea what that means). So please join us and enjoy us, delicious food, both cheap and expensive beer, and maybe the most comfortable seating (since Fred’s Beanbag Chair Lounge) that your ass has ever had the pleasure to plop itself in!

Oh, by the way, this is a very romantic spot, perfect for making out! So bring your lover or brush you teeth in case you meet a lover during the show. Maybe Ed Lover? Or an Easy Lover, Philip Bailey is the co-owner of this joint (lie!).

First guests will be announced next week!! We’re very excited to see you there.

– UsedJeff

Mini Podcast! Here’s us eating crepes at L’etage last week, scoping out the new joint, chatting about dumb candy and funny ladies and of course, discussing our new show!

Play Now: http://usedwigs.com/pod/MiniPodcast1.mp3

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Acrylic & Paint Marker on Skateboard • Private Collection

Hey buddy, why the longboard?

Computer Embellished Drawing

Formation Skateboard Company kicked off its new online store with a school of filleted friends.

Computer Embellished Drawing

If I can make one person smile by making one smiling person… I lost my train of thought, what was I saying?