Computer Embellished Drawing

A misquoted lyric from a mistitled titled song, mistakenly misillustrated by me.

Computer Embellished Drawing

@yoyoha has sketched scores or twitter avatars. I scribbled his as a scant attempt to settle the score.

Acrylic on Cement Board • 48″x48″ • Main Line, Philadelphia

I put a large piece of cement board on the curb but the garbage men wouldn’t take it. I put a CURB ALERT on Craigslist but the hoarders wouldn’t take it. I put a painting on the cement board, it was gone within an hour.

Now I’m designing a tattoo for my wife. (Rimshot.)

Acrylic on Paper • 30’x8′ • Free to a Good Home

In the fall of 2009, our pals at Primer Gallery hosted an art event titled Nightline. During the opening reception, I painted a GIANT paper mural. If you have a GIANT yearning for art and a GIANT empty wall but a tiny budget… drop me a line.

Acrylic & Paint Marker on Electric Guitar • Private Collection

When I was your age, we didn’t have art teachers who would draw cactus creatures all over our electric guitars.

Tile & Found Object Mosaic • 12’x12′ • Private Collection

I’m gearing up for next school year’s Isaiah Zagar mosaic mural project by gluing and grouting everything I can get my hands on.

Acrylic & Paint Marker on Acoustic Guitar • Private Collection

Come on, get happy.

Acrylic & Paint Marker on Electric Guitar • Private Collection

Any resemblance to the work of a frozen animator is purely coincidental.

Acrylic & Paint Marker on Skateboard • Private Collection

You gotta admit, those little blue nut creatures have heart.

Acrylic on Album Jacket • 12″x12″ • Commissioned Work

One of three Corey-commissioned and, consequently, custom-created crude crooners. This crooner is Shane MacGowan of The Pogues.