Acrylic & Paint Marker on Skateboard • Private Collection

You gotta admit, those little blue nut creatures have heart.

Acrylic on Album Jacket • 12″x12″ • Commissioned Work

One of three Corey-commissioned and, consequently, custom-created crude crooners. This crooner is Shane MacGowan of The Pogues.

Acrylic on Album Jacket • 12″x12″ • Commissioned Work

One of three Corey-commissioned and, consequently, custom-created crude crooners. This crooner is Paul Weller of The Jam.

Acrylic on Album Jacket • 12″x12″ • Commissioned Work

One of three Corey-commissioned and, consequently, custom-created crude crooners. This crooner is Black Francis of Pixies.

Acrylic & Paint Marker on Skateboard • Private Collection

Hey buddy, why the longboard?

Ink on Paper • Ardmore United Methodist Preschool

Today, I created big paintings with/of/for the little people at my son’s preschool. In a little time, the little people will add a little color.

Acrylic on Paper • 12″x18″ • Private Collection

How many males could a male painter paint if a male painter could paint males?

Tempera & Ink on Watercolor Paper • 12″x18″ • Private Collection

“Why do you call it Club? Because it’s packed so tightly, like a night club?”
“It reminded me of a club sandwich.”
“Who’d eat a sandwich full of people and skulls?”
“No one, I guess.”

Tempera & Ink on Watercolor Paper • 12″x18″ • Private Collection

Stop giving me that look… I made you.

Tile Mosaic • 12″x 12″ • Private Collection

It looks better if you squint your eyes. It looks best if you close them.