When you stumble while walking in a public place, don’t look down as if it were the ground’s fault. It’s high time we all start taking some responsibility for ourselves.

You should never do something that you refer to as a “pass time” unless you are in prison, the airport or Nebraska.

The woman who lives in the apartment above me drives an old, broken down jalopy with a “BUSH – CHEYNEY” sticker proudly displayed on the bumper. I can’t help but wonder how someone with such a crappy car can be a Republican.

People who overreact should be executed.

Someone recently wrote with a “permanent” marker on the “erasable” board in my art classroom. Not since the unstoppable force met the immovable object has there been such a spectacular literal dilemma.

What symbols are used to represent men and women on Scottish bathroom doors?

NEWS FLASH: Use of the expression “it’s all good” is to be discontinued immediately.

I wish that I could see 5 seconds in to the future so that I’d know better than to let a person merge in front of me who doesn’t give the “thank you” wave.

Everything was “modern” once.

Nobody can ever take an education or tattoos away from you. Load up on both.