Somewhere, there’s a machine that applies random tears and faux oil stains to “broken-in” jeans. This machine would be near impossible to explain to a time traveler from the past. It’s probably best if we just don’t even show it to them.

Acrylic on Canvas • 20″x24″ • Commissioned Work

Acrylic on Canvas • Main Line, Philadelphia

In a perfect world, all “America’s Next Top Model” billboards would be covered by original pieces of artwork.

I live in a country where the politicians are laughable and the comedians are poignant. Jeff Foxworthy, however, is neither.

Spray Paint on Plywood • Old City, Philadelphia

Acrylic on Butcher Paper • 30″x60″ • Commissoned Work

Acrylic on Paper • 12″x18″ • Private Collection

A selection of literally thousands of images that I’ve created utilizing a glue bottle. I refer to this massive collection as “The Glue Bottle Chronicles.”

I have a very vivid childhood memory of chewing on a squishy, pink, plastic, Barbie shoe. I never owned a Barbie doll, so consider this an open letter of apology to anyone who did.

The fact that psychics, tarot card readers and astrologists are able to stay in business is proof that some people can not be trusted with their own finances.

Acrylic on Canvas • 36″x48″ • Private Collection

My homage to Philadelphia mosaic phenom, Isaiah Zagar.