People who aren’t registered organ donors should not be allowed to become organ recipients. They are organ hogs.
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The movie theater near my house offers three sizes of popcorn: medium, large and jumbo. I informed the manager that it is ridiculous to call the smallest size “medium” because the word literally means middle. To date, the situation has not been corrected.
Gratuitous pet photo, deal with it.
There are three types of people in this world: sheep, shepherds and wolves.
A buddy’s office gets the toddmarrone.com treatment. Welcome to the Age of Zero Consequence. Don’t believe me? OJ Simpson most likely played golf this morning, George Bush was REelected to our government’s top post and Ashley Simpson is STILL a superstar.
Once you become an adult, the instances of standing back to back with someone to compare heights really taper off. I think that’s what I miss most.
The UsedWigs Radio Team huddles together to record our inaugural podcast. Since that fateful day, we’ve recorded dozens of pod-tastic episodes. If you haven’t tuned in by now, you’re doing your ears a great injustice.
The mysteries of the cosmos are like a complex series of cracks in a plaster wall. Science serves as a magnifying glass which can be used to closely examine and understand those cracks. Religion is a big bucket of spackle.
One of many original board graphics created for the Formation Skateboard Company.
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