Acrylic on Canvas • 48″x36″ • Private Collection

Originally created during a live performance at Philadelphia’s North Star Bar.

I think if God shaved off his long white beard it would make him look a few thousand years younger.

Even though I grew up as an only child, I’m not spoiled. You can even ask my masseuse.

Acrylic on Canvas • 48″x36″ • Private Collection

Concocted during a live performance at Manayunk’s Grape Street.

Acrylic on Canvas • Grape Street Main Stage

Another painting whipped up live on stage with my pals, the Levelheads. This fertile female was composed entirely during a single song.

When I look at my belly button, I’m reminded of all the good times I’ve shared with my mom.

Ink on Paper • 9″x9″ • Private Collection

One in a series of bizarre pieces created for an online art bizaar.

In a recent poll, 21% of children reported that they would eat ice cream for every meal if they were elected president. Unfortunately, that may be the soundest executive branch decision of this decade. At least it kind of makes sense.

Be proud of your wrinkles, you earned them.

I’m not so surprised that religious right-wingers are on a crusade to teach creationism in the classroom. I AM curious as to when they will demand that heaven be printed on maps. From what I understand, it is hovering somewhere over the central part of the continental US.