Computer Generated

An illustration for a political ‘zine depicting a specific member of the GOP with particularly flammable pants.

Acrylic on Canvas • 30″x48″ • Donated to Charity

One of two large paintings created live during the 2004 cancer benefit, Cocktails for Cancer. Once finished, the works were auctioned off as part of a fundraiser benefiting the American Cancer Society.

Me, Generic Princess & Generic King

The moment I became Sir Todd, the Paper Hatted.

I suppose old cat burglars sit around and reminisce about the “good old days” when people didn’t lock their doors.

Computer Embellished Drawing

A limited edition print created for the 2004 Cancer benefit, Cocktails for Cancer.

Acrylic on Canvas • 48″x48″ • Private Collection

A work custom painted for Debottis Gallery’s 2004 Valentine’s Day show titled RED. In a brilliant act of defiance, I did not use the color red.

Acrylic on Paper • La Tazza Night Club

Philadelphia super group, The Level Heads, invited me to fling some paint during a gig in the Spring of 2004. The show was so well received, the fellas and I had to run down the street and hide in a telephone booth to avoid being mobbed by fans and groupies.

Pencils are for cowards.

Dear Womankind,

I would just like to say that, contrary to media propaganda, you don’t have to be skinny to be sexy. In fact, a bird with a few healthy curves looks far more fertile. Isn’t that the reason we subconsciously pair ourselves up in the first place?

Stop starving yourselves. You are perpetuating an unrealistic, unhealthy, inaccurate image of physical perfection AND putting farmers out of work.

Some men may disagree but to them I pose this question, “Which do you find more attractive, an adult female or an adolescent boy?” I chose the former.

Ghosts seldom haunt cars. Fishy.