Not only will I be telling a story at First Person Arts’ upcoming “Obsessed” StorySlam, I’m also hosting. This is a unique opportunity to be doubly disappointed in me.

Monday, August 13th, 8:30 – 10:30 PM
World Cafe Live
3025 Walnut St. Philadelphia, PA

Acrylic on Plywood • 48″x48″ • Main Line, Philadelphia

I painted this piece of scrap plywood so somebody would haul it off of my property. One man’s trash is another man’s eventual trash.

Listen to members of the Talking Heads trash talk the head Head in my interview with the Tom Tom Club.

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Ink on Magazine • 9′x12′ • Private Collection

What do you get when you cross Natalie Portman with a plateau? Highbrow: A portmanteau. Lowbrow: I don’t know but it sure is flat.

Ink on Plywood • Ambler Skate Shop

As the official artbassador of Formation Skateboards, I officially made and left artwork in, and around, Ambler Skate Shop, during the official Ambler Art Festival.

Guest: Author, editor and keyboardist Chris Illuminati

Topics: The Good and Bad of Summer, Summer Romances, Dumb Fireworks, Country Music, Water Ice, The Outer Banks, Guidos, Meeting Twitter Friends, Smut Mags, Beer Garnishes, Vacation Buffets, Reggie Watts, Pixar, The Illuminati and Arsenio Hall.

Playlist: “Hash” by Easter Island and “Worst Song Medley” by Garfunkel and Oates

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TEDx at Lower Merion School District

You can’t spell yammer without “me.”

Acrylic & on Cardboard Boxes • Private Collection

“Why would someone in their right mind paint all over cardboard boxes?” – Your Aunt

Pete Bannan • Main Line Times • June, 2012

Students and teachers at Welsh Valley Middle School recently unveiled their new mosaic designed by renowned Philadelphia artist Isaiah Zagar. The artist’s Magic Gardens is a famed destination on South Street and his murals grace buildings around Philadelphia. Read the rest of this entry »

Acrylic & Paint Marker on Skateboard • Private Collection

Do I have something on my face?