Acrylic on Cardstock • Old City, Philadelphia

A gaggle of gigantic, iconic images I whipped up to decorate the city.

I miss colored toilet paper. Sometimes, you don’t appreciate what you’ve got until it’s gone.

I have an idea that will revolutionize high school track and field. Instead of busing an entire team of student athletes to the other team’s school to compete, why not send a referee to each school. The teams then run their events on their own track. Then the judges will call each other, compare the times and decide who wins.

I know what you’re thinking, “that’s not very interesting for the spectators.” I thought of that too. In an effort to keep the crowd entertained, there will be a guy who makes balloon animals mingling through the stands.

I recently found Jesus. To be exact, I found a plastic Jesus lying in the dirt outside of a diner named “Lou’s” in Narberth, Pennsylvania. I’d like to return him to his rightful owner, drop me a line if your dashboard is missing its King of Kings.

After spotting me at a local gym, one of my students asked, “Mr. Marrone, how strong are you?”. I told her, “I’m a lot stronger than I look but a lot weaker than I act.”

Colored Pencil on Cardboard • 7″x9″ • Private Collection

A series of drawings titled, “Day at the Beach.” This collection showcases a variety of beach-related leisure activities performed in unbecoming swim wear.

Buying furniture from IKEA is equivalent to ordering a meal at a restaurant and having the waiter dump the ingredients on your table along with a three page recipe.

Colored Pencil on Cardboard • 1.5″x2″ • Private Collection

These wallet-sized dynamos are perfect for the sophisticated art connoisseur on the go.

Show me an animated Disney movie released in the last 10 years and I’ll show you a plot line revolving around an unlikely romance.

I hope the Mermaid and the Prince can overcome their differences and live happily ever after, I hope the beautiful young girl and the Beast can overcome their differences and live happily ever after, I hope the street urchin and the Princess can overcome their differences and live happily ever after BLAH BLAH BLAH.

Acrylic on Paneling • 36″x36″ • Private Collection

Faux-wood paneling, it’s not just for 70’s basements anymore.