I wish more people would try to make something other than money and babies.

Don’t be fooled, muffins are doughnuts in disguise.

I don’t want to tell anyone how to live their life but it’s never a good idea to blow in a dog’s face.

Mr. T(odd)

All dolled up in my ’01 Halloween costume. Yes, I grew the beard out and actually shaved my head.

No shoes, no shirt, no service? It would appear that shirtlessness and shoelessness are the last two acceptable prejudices in America today. I say it’s high time we stop discriminating against our shoeless and shirtless brothers and sisters, remember we are all barefoot and topless on the inside.

Acrylic on Paper • Main Line, Philadelphia

An example of over one thousand glue bottle paintings that I’ve left behind in the greater Philadelphia area.

Acrylic on Paper • 12″x18″ • Donated to Charity

A selection from a series commenting on the emotions brought about by war. All proceeds were donated to a relief fund benefiting families of 9/11 victims.

Today I was flipping through the channels and I came across the Spanish station. There was a puppet rambling on and I couldn’t help but feel a little frustrated. I struggled with Spanish all through high school, but this puppet could speak fluently.

Ink on Paper • 9″x12″ • Private Collection

Enjoy Spherism! All of the fun and excitement of cubism without the pesky sides and corners.

Acrylic on Paper • 12″x18″ • Private Collection

All of these works were created by squirting black acrylic paint out of an Elmer’s Glue bottle. The technique allows me to work VERY quickly because there’s absolutely no drag.