Acrylic on Plywood • 48″x48″ • Main Line, Philadelphia

I painted this piece of scrap plywood so somebody would haul it off of my property. One man’s trash is another man’s eventual trash.

Acrylic on Cement Board • 48″x48″ • Main Line, Philadelphia

I put a large piece of cement board on the curb but the garbage men wouldn’t take it. I put a CURB ALERT on Craigslist but the hoarders wouldn’t take it. I put a painting on the cement board, it was gone within an hour.

Now I’m designing a tattoo for my wife. (Rimshot.)