Somebody’s mamma once said, “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.” Consequently, I’m not going to post any remarks about our current commander and chief, George W. Bush.

I will, however, share the following list of people that I’d rather have occupying the oval office: Al Gore, John Kerry, Jim Carey, Dorothy “Tootie” Ramsey, the recently deceased Ronald Reagan, Illusionist David Blane, Disneyland’s robotic Abraham Lincoln, Margot Kidder, Crackle (of Snap, Crackle & Pop), the guy who ate a bunch of worms to get into the Guinness Book of World Records and John Oates.

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