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Todd “The Dragon” Marrone, Competitive Eater

Following in the footsteps of Kobayashi, Sonya “Black Widow” Thomas and Bobby Brady, I recently competed in my first eating contest. The Dragon (best known for his flashy costume and referring to himself in the third person) devoured 48 buffalo wings in five minutes.

The event raised over $1500 for the Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia’s Oncology Unit. Indigestion is a small price to pay to fight childhood cancer.

Spring08

My clothing company, Ghosticorn Apparel, is ushering in the Spring with a trio of derivatives of our most popular designs. Dead Meat Women’s 3/4 Sleeve, Faith Men’s T and Ghosty Men’s Long Sleeve are sure to be the keystones of this season’s hipster wardrobe.

ArregloFloral
Acrylic on Canvas • 18″x24″ • Commissioned Work

Painted for (and shipped to) a lovely couple in lovely Mexico City, Mexico. The title and destination of this piece make it 8% more exotic.

Diane
Acrylic on Canvas • 20″x24″ • Commissioned Work

You can pick your friends and you can pick your hair but you can’t pick your friends’ hair.

Fruity
Acrylic on Canvas • 40″x30″ • Commissioned Work

I whipped this piece up especially for a nice couple with a naked kitchen wall. It either marks the beginning of my “Watermelon Period” or represents an artistic anomaly.

Lolly
Acrylic on Paper • 12″x18″ • Private Collection

One of literally thousands of images that I’ve created utilizing a glue bottle. I refer to this massive collection as “The Glue Bottle Chronicles.”

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Plastic Portraiture

I’ve been considering buying a fancy dancy camera so that I can take fancy dancier photos. A pal lent me his for a test drive and I did what any new father would do, I photographed some of my old action figures.

GenderText
Computer Embellished Drawing

The cover of an upcoming college textbook on the subject of gender issues. Inevitably, the book will be sold back to university bookstores across the nation for beer money.

DanBlock

Ink on Paper • 6″x6″ • Private Collection

I went to middle school with a kid named Dan Block. He looked nothing like this but I think the name is fitting.

SisterSister
Acrylic on Canvas • 30″x48″ • Donated to Charity

Painted a few months ago, photographed a few days ago.