Acrylic & Paint Marker on Retired Library Books • Private Collection

A few of the over 75 outdated, antiquated, library books that I’ve hand-embellished over the past two weeks. The works will be on display throughout June and July at MilkBoy Acoustic in Bryn Mawr, PA.

Acrylic & Paint Marker on Guitar Body • Private Collection

A post adornment, pre-assembly electric guitar body. Imaginary testing results suggest that toddmarrone.com graphics improve an axe’s ability to “rock” by 8%.

Acrylic on Canvas • North Star Bar

Last Sunday eve, I created this quartet of impromptu paintings to compliment the titles and lyrics of a handful Hulihees ditties.

Paint Marker on Skateboard • Private Collection

A kid shouldn’t have to stand on unadorned grip tape.

Acrylic on Paper • Villanova University

Behold a series of snaps taken during a recent performance at Villanova University titled, “Moment of Art.” Marking my fourth year of delivering the presentation, the evening included a synopsis of my artistic process, collaborative painting with audience members and the creation of an improvisational mural based on a surprise musical selection.

Perhaps you, or someone you love/like, would be interested in booking a similar event.

Three of My Favorite Things

The Mrs. and I recently took our son, Rocco, on his first trip to Hooters. He seemed to enjoy himself so we are considering the chain as a destination for his future birthday parties.

Computer Embellished Drawing

I created these vaporous goodwill ambassadors for a potential client. Unfortunately, the potential client didn’t see their potential. I’d hate to see Nimbus and Cumulus go to waste so drop me a line if you think you have a use for ’em.

I’m often discouraged by people who refer to my art ability as a gift or blessing. In the last 34 years, I’ve spent many hours looking at, thinking about, talking about, reading about and, above all, making art. It’s not a gift, it’s not a blessing, it’s a decision.

I don’t make this proclamation in an effort to garner more credit for myself, I say it in an effort to empower others. If you want to be an artist, stop hoping, wishing and praying and start doodling.

Langhorne Slim, Me & Russ

As many of you know, I’m one third of the UsedWigs Radio podcast team (one fifth if you account for total height). In our most recent episode we interview incumbent local legend, Langhorne Slim and chat about competitive eating, the web, hipster parents and the Jon Mayer Cruise.

Ink on Paper • 2″x4″ • Private Collection

I suspect that a school nurse’s pass with a hand-drawn witch doctor is as effective as any other homeopathic treatment. If you think that this voodoo placebo would help you (or a loved one) battle an illness, plead your case in the comment section. I’ll happily mail him to the most deserving patient.